Oct 26, 2012 - Our heroine Komori Yui has been dumped by her priest father, told that he's gone off to do work alone and can't take her with him. Diabolik Lovers is an otome game based off from the drama CD of the same title. It focuses more on 6 Do-S vampire brothers who, in each of their own CD, try to drink your blood in a rather unexpected way. Diabolik Lovers GameAlternative Titles: DIABOLIK LOVERS – Haunted Dark Bridal – Company: Otomate Release Date: 11.10.12 Official Site: Platform: PSP Genre: Wifebeating Without Plot, dumb heroine, I did this for my readers Plot Review Summary: YES I PROMISED I WOULD FINISH THIS. I DID NOT LIKE THIS GAME AT ALL. Yeah so the general gist of things is heroine Chichinashi Bitch-chan gets abandoned by her dad and chucked into the den of 6 wifebeating vampire boys. Instead of nope-ing the fuck out of there, she’s all “I CHOOSE MY WIFEBEATER??? So turns out Ayato had some fucked up r/s with his mom like: or some shit. Why the fuck am i still playing this shit? Anyway, one day Ayato’s creepy ossan pops up one day, and this REHEATER guy (rofl i swear that’s his name) starts coming onto Chichinashi, calling her “OH MY CORDELIA” and tries to do her underaged skinny ass. Ayato gets jealous and ofc, who does he take it out on? Everytime he gets jealous, he does some crazy shit and whips out a knife, starts cutting her or shoves it into her mouth and tells her to tongue it or some shit like that just wtf i don’t even- Reheater shows up againand this time, Ayato and him have a showdown. Reheater tells him that after Ayato killed Cordelia and feasted on her blood like some sicko incest loving freak, he took Cordelia’s heart and uhshoved it into Chichinashi LOL WTF THIS GAME IS STUPID AS FUCK LOOPHOLES EVERYWHERE: – HOW DID REHEATER KEEP THE HEART FRESH LONG ENOUGH FOR A TRANSPLANT – WAS THERE EVEN A TRANSPLANT? THIS REHEATER GUY LOOKS RETARDED I DOUBT HE’S A SURGEON DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A PHONE TO CALL AMBULANCE – WTF WAS CHICHINASHI DOING AT THE SCENE – WAS SHE EVEN AT THE SCENE – WHAT HAPPENED TO HER ORIGINAL HEART – HOW DOES THAT MAGICALLY MAKE HER “CORDELIA” – HOW DOES CHICHINASHI NOT RMB STH AS TRAUMATISING AS A VAMPIRE RIPPING HER OPEN AND SHOVING A HEART INTO YOU? I KNOW SHE’S DUMB BUT C’MON – WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL PLAYING THIS SHIT OKAY I GET IT, suspension of belief it’s a game blablabla they’re op vampires BUT STILL CMON. Ayato gets super excited hearing this cuz Cordelia was like half demon or some shit and drinking demon blood makes u cray powerful so (oh yeah THAT’S your excuse for drinking yo hot mama’s blood?) Ayato beats the shit outta Reheater and then becomes the most powerful vampire by using Chichinashi. Uwaaa this soooo romantic I just dont omg whatever im ready for my next wifebeater Light NO I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF IT’S LAITO THAT’S FUCKING RETARDED AND MAKES ME THINK OF 0% MILK I was gna do Kanato next but that little boy is fucking creepy and I chickened out so here I am, doing Hirarin because his “Bitch chan” is adorable and I love Hirarin like who doesn’t. Light is the flirty fun guy who teases Chichinashi all day long and seems like a nice guy but then this is called Diabolik Wifebeaters for a reason so Light’s a sick fuck too but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy his route considerably more than psycho Ayato. Hirarin makes everything better. Hahaha your post made my morning ( ゚∀゚)ァハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \ oh btw Reiji and Shu’s mom isn’t the same as Subaru’s mom. I’m sure you found this out as you played through but probably forgot to edit your sentence or something. It’s funny you hate Laito less than Kanato. I’d rather have Kanato screaming in my ear than Laito having his ex-girlfriend tsukaimas rape me www xD As far as why I played/bought this game simple = dummy head mic + my fav seiyuus rofl. Yea what they did is pretty ridiculous but I’d just step out for a sec and be like “mm prpr my ear Hirarin (◉◞౪◟◉`)” haha so that’s why really xD;; Good luck with your classes and post us a funny thing to read once in a while! Ah I was so sad this entire last semester of school because I had no funny otome or BL game updates to read on here.and then I come back to DIABOLIK LOVERS!?!?!?!? Y U DO DIS TO ME!?!?!?!? Major props to you being able to finish the game. I couldn’t play past half an hour because I wanted to beat the heroine so much. But yeah, I’ve been reading for a while and never really felt the need to comment until now. Otome Games Like Diabolik LoversSrsly, you are made of tougher stuff than me for slogging through this awful game. WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE IT SO MUCH?!?! HUEHUEHUEHUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE CUZ I CAN. HOLY SH- ARE MY EYES PLAYING GAMES!? YOU’RE ACTUALLY BACK AND WITH DIABOLIK LOVERS TOO. When installed it should look like this. Ford 9000 vnr maps 2017. Diabolik Lovers Episodes(Still going to watch the anime for it (e u e) hehehe) You took one for the team,:’) Subaru is still my favourite character despite being a “hardcore mofo” and Shuu was pretty laid back so I’m taking him as a fav character too. Ayato and Laito rub me in the wrong way so I’m going to them on my hit list. Kanato, screaming too much but still alright. So excited for Ozmafia!
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |